by Clint Johnson
Barack Obama, 46, is an egomaniac. Consider this: He's already written two entire books about himself. And, after a long, distinguished career of two years in the US Senate, he decided that he should be the most powerful man in the world. Running on the theme of change, his Senate record is so astounding that his supporters often fail to name a single one of his legislative accomplishments. I have one for you: He voted repeatedly to fund the Iraq war (which he says must end).But that's not all.He linked his vanity campaign with Abraham Lincoln's. The audacity! Barack Obama, do us all a favor. Stick to making speeches. Go home.
Hillary Rodham Clinton, 60, is a corporate Democrat, a triangulator and, like her Democratic opponent, an imperialist. Worst of all, she's a spoiler. The darling of the military industrial complex, Hillary will stop at nothing to guarantee her coronation as president. Right now, it seems clear that her insistence on sticking in the race is dividing the Democratic Party, perhaps paving the way for a McCain victory. But, Mrs. Clinton, don't you know the odds are against you? Hillary Clinton, do us all a favor. Stop being a spoiler. Go home.
Ralph Nader, 74, is the only legitimate candidate in the 2008 presidential election. Clinton and Obama spew empty rhetoric about change, but Nader has decades of real experience changing this country for the better. He's made your cars safer. He's made your water and your air cleaner. He's made your job safer to work at. He's made your government more transparent. He's made the products you buy less dangerous. He's made your food healthier. He was instrumental in the formation of more than 50 organizations that foster citizen power and protection, such as Congress Watch, the Clean Water Action Project and the Center for Auto Safety. He opposed the Iraq war from the start. He's always opposed the Patriot Act. He's always supported the worker's right to a living wage and to organize in unions. He supports single-payer universal healthcare. He opposes the War on Drugs. He opposes NAFTA. He supports a two-state solution – not AIPAC. He opposes the increasing control corporations have over our daily lives. Unlike Clinton and Obama, he stands in line with the majority of US public opinion (see below). Unlike the Democrats, he represents the best interests of the Peace movement, the labor movement, the gay rights movement and the environmental movement. But, you know, if democracy means anything, it means choice. So I'll take it back.
Clinton and Obama (and McCain for that matter), even though you don't represent majority opinion or real change on healthcare, Iraq, the Patriot Act, the living wage, corporatism or the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, I think you should still be allowed to stay in the race. It's true that you'll be stealing votes from the only legitimate candidate, but he's not entitled to those votes; he has to earn them. And maybe if you say "please," Nader will give you a good Cabinet position come January. Best of luck.
And that's jus' the tip.
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